Pamela Anderson Really Doesn't Like Wearing Pants

We get it. Pamela Anderson is allergic to wearing pants. I understand this. I even understand that she has to wear a coochie hugger during her act with that big gay magician fellow. But she should really check her shit before she exits her dressing room. I know that when I'm about to leave the house in a shiny leotard, I check to make sure my crotch area doesn't look like a stale triple-decker turkey sandwich. It usually does and that's why I never wear my shiny leotard in public ...

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