Parental Advisory News Report 8.16.09: Not Safe For Work
In the debut of the PANR: Michael Jackson died a very rich man and everyone wants to cash in, the RIAA thinks downloading is worse than assault and battery, Simon Cowell takes on Saturday Night Fever, a Florida rapper gets jail time for his lyrics, Poland declares Madonna a Satanist, Hillary Clinton cracks the whip, and we get the final word on Jessica Simpson’s weight. Check out the full column for all the details!
Perez Hilton — Reports are now claiming that Michael Jackson was not buried at the Forest Lawn cemetery in Hollywood Hills earlier this week, as we previously mentioned!
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411 Mania — In the debut of the PANR: Michael Jackson died a very rich man and everyone wants to cash in, the RIAA thinks downloading is worse than assault and battery, Simon Cowell... more info