Pass notes No 2,971: Elvis Presley

Has the King of Rock'n'Roll finally lost his iconic status? Yes, if American parents are anything to go byAge: 76, if you ignore that death business.Appearance: "Suggestive and vulgar, tinged with the kind of animalism that should be confined to bordellos," according to New York's Daily News.I knew it! He's alive, that grave in Graceland is empty and the King of Rock'n'Roll is working as a short-order cook in Des Moines. He's not.As a campaign manager for the Lib Dems? That neither.Let me have o...

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