Please Have A Seat Over There, Fez

When 30-year-old Wilmer Valderrama isn't refreshing Affliction's website for new pieces of joo-ree made out of silver-plated douche bottles, he's leaning against his Camaro right outside of Disney's barely legal playground. Wilmer bragged to Howard Stern that his "8-inch" peen plucked Mandy Moore's cherry out with its lips and he humped on Lindsay Lohan when she turned 18, and now Page Six is saying that he's added Demi LoVATOOOO to his list. So the new equation for...

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