Pole Wars: Miley VS Noah

At last night's Teen Choice Awards, the Princess of Prostitots showed all the little kiddies how the Cyrus' do it by working a pole on top of an ice cream cart. Yes, a pole on an ice cream cart. Thank you, Miley, for giving PedoBear a brilliant business idea. PedoBear's "Shake It For a Cone" ice cream cart coming soon! Don't got any coins for an ice cream treat? That's ok! Just get up on that pole and do it Cyrus-style! Seriously, God, it's okay if you want to p...

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