Programming Note & Open Post

My sister is graduating from USAH (University of Skank Ass Hos) today, so I will be away for just a few hours while I watch a bunch of people walking in muumuus. I am so proud, but graduations are always so damn boring! They could at least add a few go-go dancers and an open bar for some excitement. Or maybe have them throw dildos up in the air instead of caps. Something! Also, my mommy is in town, so I'll be on half-day mode today and tomorrow. I know, I really am a good-for-nothing tramp,...

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