It's all sex and violence in Borchestershire these days … and stampedes, of courseReally, you would hardly recognise the old place. Sex is rearing its head a bit in Ambridge, where previously people seemed to propogate by pollen. Or, considering the extensive Archer tree, by acorns. I will not dwell on the wildlife camera which caught Will Grundy and Nic in flagrante in the woods. Even the great wild boar of Borchestershire ("Massive it is, and bold as brass!") hardly knew where to look. Women...
Guardian Music — It's all sex and violence in Borchestershire these days … and stampedes, of courseReally, you would hardly recognise the old place. Sex is rearing its head a bit in Amb... more info