Raise A Glass, Gold Diggers Of The World!

If nothing gives you a soul boner like a wallet full of money, then grab a Kleenex and keep the lube close, because this is truly beautiful news that'll make you weep tears of joy from your eye holes to your genitals! Brynne Gordon, the delicate CA flower who wowed the world with her refined tastes, married a giant leathery bag of cash in a truly elegant wedding in Australia yesterday. Even IN THIS ECONOMY, gold diggers continue to triumph! Inspiring. In front of more than 500 guests. 26-ye...

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