Reggie Bush Knocked Up A Girl Who Sort Of Looks Like Kim Kardashian

Somewhere in Miami, Kim Kardashian is loudly bawling while Pimp Mama Kris holds a vial under her face, because Kim's tears are made of 99% Botox and PMK isn't going to waste 'em! (Later, PMK will softly cackle while injecting her daughter's tears into her own forehead.) Kim is all feeling sorry for her stupid ass self, because her old piece Reggie Bush humped a baby into his new piece Lilit Avagyan. Reggie, who has sexed on so many Armenian girls that his dick should be the k...

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