Rejoice, Pimp Mama Kris Has A New Girl To Pimp Out

On last night's episode of the Illuminati propaganda series Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kim Kartrashian gets an ultrasound to learn the sex of the Kimye fetus while Kanye West was on the other side of the world caring about more important things like which Rick Owens tunic he should wear with his Givenchy leather chaps. While Pimp Mama Kris, Khlozilla and the slow one watched, the doctor screamed out, "It's a boy! I see a peen! Oh wait, no, that's just its devil horns. No re...

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