If forensic laptop scientists studied my keyboard, they'd find that it looks a lot like the inside of Brit Brit's chonies. Covered with crumbs of various Frito-Lay products and fluids that either came out of a body or a Nesquik bottle. They'd also find that my c,u,n and t keys are worn as all hell, because I type the word cunt like it's my job (and it is my job!). It's a beautiful word and brings me almost more natural happiness than hearing the line "all your tests came...
Dlisted — If forensic laptop scientists studied my keyboard, they'd find that it looks a lot like the inside of Brit Brit's chonies. Covered with crumbs of various Frito-... more info