RiRi Is Impressed At How Chris Brown Was Able To Pull Out The Way He Did

Looking like she just crawled out of a garbage disposal or fucked the Swamp Thing on a compost pile, the Barbadian alien strikes a "scratching at my athlete's foot" pose on November's cover of Esquire. Esquire's offices must be located in a world where the Duchess of Alba and the First Lady of Camerooooon don't exist, because they named RiRi their sexiest woman alive. But I have a feeling RiRi won that title by default, because she's the only one who raised her hand when...

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