RiRi Lands In Manhattan

RiRi rolled out of the shower (or is that pomade smegma?), slipped on some WTFish boots and headed to some meeting in NYC this afternoon with her permanent sunglasses on. Yeah, they don't come off. Since RiRi is in my neighborhood, I feel it's my duty to sweep that bitch up, take her to the lobby of the HoJo's at Penn Station and perform an acoustic version of Pebbles "Girlfriend" for her. Bitch needs to listen to the message. After that, I'd find a talent show to enter her a...

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