Rihanna Has Run Out Of New Hairstyles, Resorted To Cycling Through Old Ones

It's a dark day when Rihanna scrapes the bottom of the hairstyle barrel so loudly that I can hear it over in Blogtown where I sit, hunched over my computer, but that's exactly what happened this Monday morning. If I'm being honest, at first I thought the sound was Taylor Swift trying to dredge up sympathy from a river bottom, but then I realized it was much too raspy for that instead of gloopy like river mud would be, and once I smelled the weed in the air, I knew RiRi had to be the culprit. Mor...

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