Robert Pattinson Can't Get Laid In NYC

Gatecrasher says that while getting boozy at the Rose Bar in NYC, the Unicorn Prince of the Magical Forest was heard telling a friend, “I can’t get laid in NYC." His friend shot back, “A blind person with a British accent could get tail." I don't know what NYC Robert is talking about, but this place is home to some of the greatest sluts the universe has ever seen. I mean, my no-no doesn't drop glitter bombs over Robert, but I'd jump on that shit so fast just so...

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