Robert Pattinson Has Magical Hair

Robert Pattinson is one of the stars in that "Twilight" movie. I only know this because a few crazy fangirls have sent me e-mails filled with CAPS and lots of exclamation points demanding that I spread the word about their new god. A god with magical hair. I'm not even sure what his face looks like because my eyes are hypnotized by the unicorn forest on top of his head. Oh, how I want to frolic naked through his hair. I want to have a picnic lunch on top of his scalp before taking a nap on ...

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