Hearyee! Hearyee! All citizens of Los Angeles! A real member of gayelle royalty is in your midst! Don't even give me any "Ellen and Portia live here" shit. Or "HoHan and SamRo are always lezzing around these parts" crap. Those generic clam chompers pale in comparison to Rojo Caliente and her ginge queen!
I'm tempted to get on the next glider out of this joint and head directly to the city of a thousand whores. Everything I love is there: In-N-Out, The Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets...
Dlisted — Hearyee! Hearyee! All citizens of Los Angeles! A real member of gayelle royalty is in your midst! Don't even give me any "Ellen and Portia live here" shit. Or "HoHan... more info