This morning when I was outside waiting for my bitchy ass dog to squeeze out a butt nugget, I noticed that the air felt different. It felt like a million angels were sneezing around me. The flowers were also in full bloom and seemed to be humming "Hallelujah." When I looked up in the sky, I saw thousands of little flecks of diamonds in the sun's rays. While I was walking back to my apartment, one woman suddenly got on her knees and started praying on the sidewalk after glancing at her Blac...
Dlisted — This morning when I was outside waiting for my bitchy ass dog to squeeze out a butt nugget, I noticed that the air felt different. It felt like a million angels were snee... more info