Shakira Nearly Viciously Murdered By A Maniacal Seal!!
There's really nothing for me to add to this gripping as fuck tale of how Shakira's brother "Super Tony" bravely saved her from getting mauled to death by a seal, so I'll just let her tell you in her own words. How she can operate a keyboard after nearly getting murdered by a seal is beyond me. The woman is so..so..so...brave. From Shakira's Facebook (via People):
This afternoon I happened to see some sea lions and seals. I thought to myself how cute they were so I decided to...
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