Shawn Southwick's Whore Speaks

With the likes of Bombshit McGross and Jamie Juggalooorwhatever getting most of the attention on the mistress circuit, we've been in dire need of a side-piece with peen, and now we have one! Although, I'm not sure if this is exactly what we ordered, because bitch looks like a Tool Academy reject who didn't even make it past admissions. We'll take it, for now. Hector Penate (that's "Peenate" to all of us), a little league coach, has ran off to InTouch Weekly to collect a ...

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