Shia LaDouche Is "Beating The Shit Out Of Me" With His Eyes

Shia LaDouche strolled into LAX yesterday with an old timey doctor's bag in one hand and the other hand still suffering from an owie. He looked like someone went pee pee in his whiskey bottle. He looks constipated, blue ball-ey, pained and huffy! Maybe he injuired hand is his "turtle pettin'" hand. Based on his faces in these pictures, I believe Shia needs more Vicodin and a (NSFW) foot job.

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