Shocking News Of The Day: Weed Found On A Stoner Toddler's Tour Bus

I think we're all going to need some weed to process all of the foolery in this picture of Justin Bieber with his bodyguard. This child probably thinks that he looks like the next Michael Jackson when he really looks like an unused sex slave in Kunty Karl's S&M sex dungeon. Little asshole is putting the pussy in Pussy Riot. While I can appreciate the double zippers (easy access!) on his hot bodyguard's onesie, the shamed look on that grown dude's face is telling me that the m...

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