Shoe-Han Is No More

White Oprah's big dream of being the Christian Louboutin of the pill-popping child pimp set has been dashed! Last year, White Oprah announced her shoe line called Shoe-Han in an elaborate press conference in the parking lot of a Ross, which was attended by Nana Lohan and a few local drug dealers. White Oprah had big plans to launch the line on Mother's Day of this year, but fortunately for the world Shoe-Han has crashed and burned like Lindsay Lohan at 7am. Love My Shoes, the company t...

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