Oh, Olly. Olly Murs. Olly, Olly, Olly. How are you? Feel a little sentimental? 'Tis okay to feel that way, mate. G'won, sing a little 'Thinking Of Me': a bit of cod-fish reggae will cheer you up. No? How about a nice crack at 'Please Don't Let Me Go', then? Still no? Okay, what about-- OH GOD NO. He's not? He is. He's doing it. Oh dear Lord above. Here comes the big emotional ballad. Someone stop him. Please?
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