Skeletor Wants Full Custody Of The Dragon Tales Twins

The sound of a high-pitched, virgin blood-curdling wailing poured out of Castle Grayskull on the day that pictures came out of JLo's hobbit whore playing with her children in Hawaii and so it's no surprise that Skeletor wants REVENGE! The easiest way to destroy JLo would be to switch the things she loves most (see: her diamonds) with cheap rhinestones since the bitch can't start her day until she sniffs the luxury fumes off of them while telling them how much they mean to her, but...

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