Sleeve Notes: Help! I'm locked in the statiommmf gmppfff!

Sleeve Notes readers, help, you've really got to help! As I write this I'm currently locked in one of the stationery cupboards in the far reaches of the Guardian culture hub! I don't know who did this to me but I've been in here for three hours with nothing to eat or drink apart from a handful of staples and three Post-It notes. Seriously, it's worse than the staff canteen! Come to think of it, the whole day has been pretty bizarre. Our computers have been crashing all day and when I phoned IT t...

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