Smells Like Charbroiled Plastic And Burnt Polyester.....

While Heidi Montag was lying under the direct sunlight at Aria's pool area in Las Vegas yesterday, the plastic on her body slowly melted and seeped through the towel bonding her to the chair. A group of engineers from Mattel had to chisel her off the chair and apply another layer of ABS plastic on her. The painters from Maaco then had to spray her down with a fresh coat of paint in shade "Ass Dildo." And then she was as good as new again! Seriously, I've seen Real Dolls that look more ...

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