Snooki Is December's Hot Slut Of The Month!

2009's final Hot Slut of the Month has been crowned with a tiara made out of pickles and sashed with a Valtrex-covered ribbon! Jersey Shore's Snookipuss flipped away with 59% of your votes and not even Banana Jesus (who's probably Milkshake Jesus by now) could stop her. Snooki will now sword fight the other Hot Sluts of the Month for the coveted title of Hot Slut of 2009! Yes, I know that title is as coveted as a paper cut on your asshole, but let's play pretend this one time...

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