So I Guess Papa Joe Isn't Going To Get That $500,000 For Jessica's Pregnancy Announcement

Papa Joe's attempt to whore out his unborn grandchild in a pregnancy announcement spread in a weekly tabloid for half a million dollars is failing harder than his attempt to convince Jessica Simpson that he's a board-certified pregnant tits masseuse. The first thorn in his plan was shoved in by OK! Magazine whose cover this week makes it look like Jessica opened up her mouth and told them personally that she's farting for two nowadays (but the "confirmation" comes from some unname...

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