Speaking Of Chesnuts Roasting....

Cisco Adler, who is solely famous for Slinky Nuts™, has found somebody out there who actually wants to marry him. Another Christmas miracle! UsWeekly says that Mischa Barton's ex-fuck time partner is going to marry his model girlfriend and chin twin Barbara Stoyanoff. A source says they are happy BLAH BLAH BLAH and are going to get married sometime this February. I know there's not a care in your being that is interested in wrapping around anything Cisco Adler-related, but I covered ...

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