Went to see a Morrissey and The Smiths tribute band somewhere in Gowanus last night. And there's this cute girl standing in front of me in line. And she's all, "Are you going to the show?" And I'm like, "If they're still selling tickets at the door." And she gives me a ticket and goes, "I accidentally bought an extra one, you can have it!" And I'm all flustered because. Well. I never really talk to cute girls. Scratch that. I never really talk to girls in general. Anyways, this story isn't reall...
Panda Toes — Went to see a Morrissey and The Smiths tribute band somewhere in Gowanus last night. And there's this cute girl standing in front of me in line. And she's all, "Are you g... more info