The aliens are going to Melbourne! Hide your barley and cover your asses! Stepford Katie is going to be in Australia this summer to do that acting thing she dabbles in every now and again. How cute. I'm sure Tommy Girl will tag along so he can sample the local peen. He truly is an aficionado of the world of peen.
Anyway, Katie will star in some shit called Don't Be Afraid of the Dark for director Guillermo del Toro. Guillermo directed Pan's Labyrinth and Hellboy, so he has a lot o...
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