Stephen Malkmus Needs Another Word For “Blowjob”

Steve Malkmus needs help writing an FCC-friendly “Senator.” The line that needs shifting’s the oft repeated “I know what the senator wants — what the senator wants is a blowjob.” Your job is to figure out a replacement for “blowjob.” If your entry’s chosen, Malkmus will sing it for the radio-version of the Mirror Traffic [...]

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