TEN THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW ATTACK ATTACK! SONG

1. Endure a political lecture from Blackie Lawless. 2. Take an I.Q. exam designed by Korn fans. 3. Pose for a Paul Stanley-painted portrait of my taint for his next exhibit. 4. Try to teach my dog to play The Binary Code’s “Suspension of Disbelief” on the ukulele. 5. Watch Lita Ford and Jim Gillette fuck, then Tweet about [...]

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