THE SUNDAY CORRESPONDENTS : THE LONG-AWAITED RETURN OF DICK VAN DYKE

So anyway JC, I note that the Sunday Correspondents are all away on a Creative Writing Course (residential) in Torquay. Consequently - if you don't mind, below is a very short piece based around, well, er, you. It follows my email to you on 1st Jan 11. Perhaps you could forego any pink-cheeked embarrassment and slide it in sometime. (Not the first time you've had to do that I'm sure!) Ditch it if ya want to, old lad. Twas just a thought as I escape 'Dancing On Fucking Ice' and 'Wild At Heart'...

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