THERE HAVE BEEN MANY SONGS WRITTEN ABOUT THE PERILS OF EXCESSIVE DRINKING.....

......but this must be among the best.The tequila sun is risingand the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinkingPut the Binatone on snoozeOpen up some Special Brewsand start drinkingTo the biggest mess in townThen put on your dressing gownScrew your head on upside downDrink yourself into the groundThe bottles by the sinkThey're the softest fucking drinks on the marketYes sir, the Thunderbirds have goneThe wagon's rolling onAnd I'm on itAnd there's no such thing as Dr. SeussVodka and tomato juiceDisneyla...

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