Take That, Tim Burton!

On last night's Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases, ABC gave the cosmos an inferiority complex when they announced the ALL-STAR CAST of their new reality shit show Skating with Bitches Who Are Slightly More Famous Than The Homeless Mooner At My Subway Stop (But Not Really)! Every time a new "star" was revealed, it felt like someone just shoved an entire bottle of Simply Sleep up my culo (wink wink...zzzzzzz). But just when I was about to switch the channel to something more stimulat...

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