Taylor Swift Only Thinks About Love When It’s Bad, Must Be Confusing ‘Thinks’ With ‘Sings’

Do you guys know where I can buy a Taylor Swift translator? It could be a handy booklet to keep at my desk during writing sessions so I can learn to properly conjugate "breakup" and remember that the superlative of "quirky" is "quirkiest" and just generally figure out what in the world Taylor Swift is saying when she forms words. I see the red lipstick moving, and I hear the sounds, but I just can't put them together in my brain to form that elusive thing called a coherent thought. More »Taylor...

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