That Miley Just Can't Be Tamed

Here's Miley Cyrus trying to recreate the girl-on-girl Basic Instinct grind and doing her best "chola with the urges" face in her new video for some awful song called "Who Owns My Heart (SPOILER ALERT: Mickey Mouse does, still)." And seriously, Miley's "chola with the urges" face looks more like "beaver with the hard shits" face. But there's more important matters to discuss. Important matters that concern me. After watching this video in its entirety, I can say with confidenc...

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