The Alaskan Prince William & Kate Middleton Are Getting A Divorce

A year and a half ago the sound of a shotgun salute was heard all through the meth capital of Alaska when Sarah Palin's oldest son Track married his girlfriend Britta Hanson. They got married in the afternoon on a weekday and she held a bouquet of grocery store flowers in front of her stomach, so everyone figured that her something new was a fetus all up in her belly. Three months later, Britta popped out Sarah Palin's newest grandchild Kyla Grace. Because gay marriage and weed are bot...

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