The Beyoncé groove

For those of us who are allergic to dancing, Beyoncé is a balm, but are her new single's faux-feminist lyrics losing her fans?I don't dance. It's a language I don't understand. It's Swahili. It's pollen. I am allergic to the dance – when I listen to music, I like to sing along and occasionally raise my head, like a dog enjoying the wind through a car window. I'm a still person, content when stretched flat on a banquette. I don't dance, can't dance and won't dance. There is, however, one art...

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