The Bump Don't Lie: Shakira Is Having A BABY!!!!

Shakira announced on her Facebook page today that yes, she wrapped herself around Pique's torta peen and the two made a fetus together that is now living in her uterus, which looks exactly like the sparkly cave in the She-Wolf video. Shakira didn't say how long her fetus has been in there or if it should take some Dramamine pills so it doesn't get all dizzy in the head when she's chair spinning on The Voice, but she's knocked up enough to cancel a few appearances. Shakir...

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