"I like when Lindsay Lohan is in town, those old bitches only give us bread." - Katifitz
Runners-up:
Knowing that Jagermeister would not fit with her Kabbalah lifestyle, Vadge sent one of her minions down from the tower to collect Michael Jackson's left over Jesus Juice - mbrotnov
This bird will no doubt wake up pregnant tomorrow - detsild
Too drunk to walk
can't get up off the floor
God please help me
I won't do this anymore
Drunk again
You stupid whore.
Quoth the Raven, nevermor...
Dlisted — "I like when Lindsay Lohan is in town, those old bitches only give us bread." - Katifitz
Runners-up:
Knowing that Jagermeister would not fit with her Kabbalah lifestyle, ... more info