Coppertone Dog: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain
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Take long hard look ladies, these are the Nigerian Princes who have been e-mailing you for your credit card information. - RecessVillain
I asked for a Three Musketeers candy bar not three muskyqueers from a pansy bar. - randy1
Their trust funds squandered by greedy parents, the child actors from Slumgdog Millionaire endorse Lindsay Lohan's new spray tan line, "Jai HO." - TattoedLawyer
Dlisted — Coppertone Dog: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain
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