When John Mayer goes to the beach, every douchebag flushed down a toilet tries to come home to papa. - oggie168
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Dlisted — When John Mayer goes to the beach, every douchebag flushed down a toilet tries to come home to papa. - oggie168
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I'm not sure what the hell that is, but K... more info