The Curse Has Struck Early

Who will saaaaaaave Jewel's knee?! Apparently not much will, because she might be out of Dancing for Relevancy. Alaska's favorite snagtooth has been struggling in rehearsals because of tendinitis. UsWeekly says that Hef's former colostomy bag changer, Holly Madison, is joining the cast and may be Jewel's replacement. Jewel will be on the show's season premiere this Monday, but announce that she's quitting that bitch because of her jacked up knee. Fuck that mambo cra...

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