The Grass Is Not Greener On The Other Side

What the fuck is up with all these celebrity skanks and their fugly grass dresses?! Grass should be smoked not worn! I would've smoked it up and followed it with three bag of Funyuns, but I doubt that's what Vadge did. You know that after Vadge wore this shit at UNICEF's dinner in NYC last night, she probably had one of her slaves mow her ass down, take some grass, boil it and then serve it to her with bird seed and tree roots. That's what cunt-cunt-cunt eats! I had a cunt sl...

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