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The Jokes Write Themselves: Marilyn Manson Has The Oinks

The human (that's debatable) version of a Hot Topic bobble head, Marilyn Manson, will have to spend a few days resting in his coffin because he says he has the swine flu. Yeah, better late than never, I guess. Marilyn said, "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sic...

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11:45 on September 23 2009

Marilyn Manson has swine flu

NME — Singer says he 'didn't fuck a pig' to catch it more info

Marilyn Manson

12:25 on September 23 2009

The Jokes Write Themselves: Marilyn Manson Has The Oinks

Dlisted — The human (that's debatable) version of a Hot Topic bobble head, Marilyn Manson, will have to spend a few days resting in his coffin because he says he has the swine... more info

Marilyn Manson

14:11 on September 23 2009

Marilyn Manson Has Swine Flu

The Quietus — Poor Brian more info

Marilyn Manson

19:04 on September 23 2009

Marilyn Manson Has Swine Flu

411 Mania — Says he's going to survive... more info

Marilyn Manson

15:29 on September 23 2009

Manson diagnosed with swine flu

Jam! Showbiz Music, Canada — Marilyn Manson is the latest celebrity to be diagnosed with swine flu. more info

Marilyn Manson

15:44 on September 23 2009

Marilyn Manson Diagnosed With Swine Flu

Starpulse — Marilyn Manson is the latest celebrity to be diagnosed with swine flu. The shock rocker visited doctors earlier this month and was informed he had contracted the virus.[.... more info

Marilyn Manson

00:06 on September 24 2009