The Look On Casper Smart's Baby Face Says It All

JLo's rent-to-own bitch Casper Smart spends every Sunday night playing a few games of Whac-Off-A-Pole at his favorite glory hole, but he had to keep it in his panties last night, because duty called. Casper Smart had to earn his paycheck by escorting JLo to the Golden Globes last night and he wasn't happy about it. You can tell from the looks on his face and the tuxedo, which he rented from Friar Don't Give A Fux. A long ass time ago, I was in a wedding party and one of the grooms...

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