The Millionth Return Of Wino!

A strange thing happened in Florianópolis, Brazil last night. Amy Winehouse took to the stage and didn't do anything of the following things during her set: - Bit the face cheek off of an audience member and fed it to her nipple hole. - Sent a baby rat with a black ball of yarn on its head and two walnuts glued to its chest to perform in her place. - Chased an imaginary Smurf around the stage for an hour straight. - Spewed millions of leeches into the audience forcing the police to quarant...

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